My eldest son is never without his cell phone nowadays. Whilst I was still patting myself on the back for having no MXIT addicts in the house,( the local cell phone social networking device) he was hitting his first fix of chatting to GIRLS on the phone via the hip electronic text and flirt program - MXIT. Imagine being able to chat up all these girls without having to worry about whether your breath mints are still working or not? Remember how wobbly and weird your voice used to sound when talking to someone you liked on the phone? ( I used to hate that.) For someone a little awkward with girls - this program is heaven sent... Now he's an Amy Whine-house,they tried to make me go to rehab, but I said NO,NO,NO MXIT addict.
And me???? Well I'm the quintessential HOT MXIT MAMA! - and I'm good. Take today for instance....
Me: ( Usual question designed to drive teeenagers moggy) "Who you chatting to on MXIT?" His fingers fly effortlessly over the keys of his phone.
D: "Ah just some friends..." ( He has this certain smile ....I have been taking mental note of for a few days)
Me: So why have you got your I'm talking to Clarisse ( the girl of the moment - I think) smile on then?
D: Shocked beyond measure....How'd you know....? ( Accompanying blush - I think I may be onto something. I can tell he is genuinely impressed.It's not rocket science - really)
Me: I'm hot like a lava lamp in Mexico...I just know these things.( I'm showing off now - I can't help it- I just loooove being right )
D: ( He decides to put me to the test.) Who am I talking to now?
Me:( It's not Clarissse, that much I am sure of. I have no clue...I could guess, instead I try.....)
"You have your I'm not talking to Clarisse look on now..?." ( lame I know)
My super mommy juice has all run out...
It's just me now , looking at a boy, starting to take his first few steps into love, romance and girls and I'm hoping against all hope ...it's going to be good...
Go easy on my boy cupid....( I know first hand how rough it can be out there..)
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